On Saturday, I awoke from a late-afternoon nap and said to myself:

'I need to get out more.'

And now that I've saved the galaxy and gotten Knights of the Old Republic 2 out of my system, give me a couple of weeks and I'll be back out on the town! I felt inspired! I'm a social animal, dammit!

On Sunday, my body aching after an uninspiring game of basketball, I went to a local ATM and checked up on my bank balance...

I think you better give me a couple more weeks on top of that at least...