My 2005 To-do List before I got slightly distracted by random thoughts of world domination

Try to go to church most weeks

Learn to play the guitar with a plum (or a plomb. either way...)

Start writing my novel

Take up tennis again

Eat healthier

Start my own religious cult

Become a super villain

Raise an army of obedient killer dogs

Enslave three entire villages in China

Conquer a minor European state