My friend has this guy who gives her flowers and presents and stuff all the time. And they're not just gifts for the sake of giving. They're actually quite meaningful gifts. Stuff that he knows she wants.

I'm jealous.

I want my own sugar mamma.

Why can't I get my own sugar mamma?

So if there is anyone out there interested in filling this position, please drop me a line. I am a man of many talents.

I am sure there are plenty of things that I can do for you...